Last year a friend of mine upgraded GirlFriend 1.0 to Wife 1.0 and found that it’s a memory hog leaving very little system resources for other applications. He is only now noticing that Wife 1.0 also is spawning Child-Processes which are further consuming valuable resources. No mention of this particular phenomena was included in the product brochure or the documentation, though other users have informed him that this is to be expected due to the nature of the application.
We always hear “the rules” from the female side. Now here are the Rules from the male side. These are our rules:-
Breasts are for looking at and that is why we do it. Don’t try to change that.
Learn to work the toilet seat. You’re a big girl. If it’s up, put it down. We need it up, you need it down. You don’t hear us complaining about you leaving it down.
Saturday = sports. It’s like the full moon or the changing of the tides. Let it be.