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Tag : Language

New European Language

Mike Etherington

The European Union commissioners have announced that, following Brexit, agreement has been reached to adopt English as the preferred language for European communications, rather than German, which was the other possibility.

As part of the negotiations, Her Majesty’s Government conceded that English spelling had some room for improvement and has accepted a five-year phased plan for what will be known as EuroEnglish (Euro for short).


Essex Dictionary

Mike Etherington
  • ASSA COMMONS – Our Parliament Building.

  • ART ATTACK – Extremely perturbed, as in “Don’t tell Sharon, She’ll have an art attack.”

  • ARST – Past tense of ask. “Jordan, I must’ve arst ya free fazzund times to clear up yer room.”

  • BANNSA – A person employed to deny access or eject troublemakers at a club. “Dave’s got izself a job as a bannsa.”

  • BANTY – A chocolate and coconut snack bar.


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