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Tag : Jokes

Peter Kaye One Liners

Mike Etherington

Wise words?

  • I saw a woman wearing a sweatshirt with ‘Guess’ on it. I said, Thyroid problem?
  • When I was a kid I used to pray every night for a new bike. Then I realized that The Lord doesn’t work that way, so I stole one and asked him to forgive me.
  • My mom was a ventriloquist and she always was throwing her voice. For ten years I thought the dog was telling me to kill my father.
  • I’ve often wanted to drown my troubles, but I can’t get my wife to go swimming.

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Light Bulb Jokes

Mike Etherington

Q: How many Freudian analysts does it take to change a lightbulb?
A. Two. One to change the lightbulb, and one to hold the breasts, I mean ladder

Q: How many Zen masters does it take to change a light bulb?
A: Two – one to change it, one not to change it

Q: How many social workers does it take to change a light bulb ?
A: None, but it takes 15 to write a paper entitled “coping with darkness”.

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Joke of the Week

Mike Etherington

I always forget those little funny jokes that I wish I could remember. So now I stick them here – if you have a short joke that will make me laugh then send it in and maybe it will appear here too!

I walked down a street where the houses were numbered 64k, 128k, 256k, 512k, and 1MB. That was a trip down memory lane.

Apparently you can’t use “beefstew” as a password. It’s not stroganoff.

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