Here are our favourite short jokes. Updated frequently. If you have a short joke, a joke of the week, a joke of the day or other short clean jokes that will make us laugh then send it in and maybe it will appear here too!
Me: My credit card won’t work
Cashier: Strip facing this way
Me: (Unbuttoning shirt) Can’t I just pay in cash?ย ๐
A weasel walks into a bar.
The Bartender says “What can I get you?”
“Pop” goes the weasel! ๐
The Beach Boys walk into a bar.
Round?
Round …
Get a round?
I’ll get a round …ย ๐
I lost my pizza cutter so I used a Bryan Adams CD.
It cuts like a knife!ย ๐
If we run out of Doctors and Nurses the Government will use vets.
Have you seen how vets take your temperature?
Stay home! Stay safe!ย ๐
Someone threw a bottle of Omega 3 pills at me in Tesco last night.
Luckily my injuries were only super fish oil! ๐
