Here are our favourite short jokes. Updated frequently. If you have a short joke, a joke of the week, a joke of the day or other short clean jokes that will make us laugh then send it in and maybe it will appear here too!
Me: My credit card won’t work
Cashier: Strip facing this way
Me: (Unbuttoning shirt) Can’t I just pay in cash? 😀
A weasel walks into a bar.
The Bartender says “What can I get you?”
“Pop” goes the weasel! 😀
The Beach Boys walk into a bar.
Get a round?
I’ll get a round … 😀
I lost my pizza cutter so I used a Bryan Adams CD.
It cuts like a knife! 😀
If we run out of Doctors and Nurses the Government will use vets.
Have you seen how vets take your temperature?
Stay home! Stay safe! 😀
Someone threw a bottle of Omega 3 pills at me in Tesco last night.
Luckily my injuries were only super fish oil! 😀