Here are our favourite short jokes. Updated frequently. If you have a short joke, a joke of the week, a joke of the day or other short clean jokes that will make us laugh then send it in and maybe it will appear here too!
What do we want?
Hearing Aids!
When do we want them?
Hearing Aids! ๐
I just dropped a colander on the floor.
Went to pick it up and strained myself! ๐
I accidentally passed my wife a glue stick instead of a lipstick.
She’s STILL not talking to me! ๐
Iโve just been prescribed gloating cream!
I canโt wait to rub it in โฆ ๐
9 out of 10 times that I lose something …
It’s because I put it in a safe place! ๐
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