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Short Jokes 😀

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Joke of the Week

Here are our favourite short jokes. Updated frequently. If you have a short joke, a joke of the week, a joke of the day or other short clean jokes that will make us laugh then send it in and maybe it will appear here too!

 

Me: How much do you know about atoms?
Friend: Very little!
Me: Apart from that? 😀

 

I can’t believe bed time used to be a punishment! 😀

 

Friend: Thanks for introducing me to Minimalism.
Me: It’s the least I could do!😀

 

What do we want?
Hearing Aids!
When do we want them?
Hearing Aids! 😀

 

I just dropped a colander on the floor.
Went to pick it up and strained myself! 😀

 

I accidentally passed my wife a glue stick instead of a lipstick.
She’s STILL not talking to me! 😀
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Peter Kaye One Liners

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Peter Kaye One Liners

Wise words?

  • I saw a woman wearing a sweatshirt with ‘Guess’ on it. I said, Thyroid problem?
  • When I was a kid I used to pray every night for a new bike. Then I realized that The Lord doesn’t work that way, so I stole one and asked him to forgive me.
  • My mom was a ventriloquist and she always was throwing her voice. For ten years I thought the dog was telling me to kill my father.
  • I’ve often wanted to drown my troubles, but I can’t get my wife to go swimming.

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Light Bulb Jokes

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Light Bulb Jokes

Q: How many Freudian analysts does it take to change a lightbulb?
A. Two. One to change the lightbulb, and one to hold the breasts, I mean ladder

​Q: How many Zen masters does it take to change a light bulb?
A: Two – one to change it, one not to change it

Q: How many social workers does it take to change a light bulb ?
A: None, but it takes 15 to write a paper entitled “coping with darkness”.

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