Here are our favourite short jokes. Updated frequently. If you have a short joke, a joke of the week, a joke of the day or other short clean jokes that will make us laugh then send it in and maybe it will appear here too!
Just cost me a whole QUID to put air in my tires!
Guess that’s inflation for you! ๐
If the number 666 is considered evil.
Then 25.8069758 is technically the root of all evil!๐
Scientists have discovered that the first two humans on earth were actually Cockneys!
Blimey! Would you Adam and Eve it? ๐
Jokes about sugar are rare!
Jokes about brown sugar โฆ demerara! ๐
My computerโs got Miley Virus!
Itโs stopped twerking! ๐
Scared the postman this morning by going to the door completely naked!
Not sure what surprised him more โฆ that I was naked or that I knew where he lived! ๐
The doctor said he wanted to talk to me about my weight!
I said โwell it was about 20 minutes, but at least the chairs were comfy!โ ๐
If a woman says she’ll be ready in 15 minutes, she will be!
There’s no need to remind her every half an hour! ๐
