Here are our favourite short jokes. Updated frequently. If you have a short joke, a joke of the week, a joke of the day or other short clean jokes that will make us laugh then send it in and maybe it will appear here too!
I rang my wife from the shop cos I’d forgot what orange juice she wanted.
‘Concentrate’ she said, but I still couldn’t remember 😀
My Indian friend died of a heart attack last night.
Must have had a dodgy Tikka. 😀
I asked Arnold Schwarzenegger what his favourite Christian festival is.
He said, “Have to love Easter, baby.” 😀
Me: “Doctor, you’ve got to help me. I’m addicted to Twitter!”
Doc: “I don’t follow you … ” 😀
I can’t believe I forgot to go to the gym again yesterday.
That’s 20 years in a row! 😀
I’m worried about one of my testicles.
It’s quite a bit bigger than the other two. 😀