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Tag : Jokes

Short Jokes 😀

Dr Effingpot
Joke of the Week

Here are our favourite short jokes. Updated frequently. If you have a short joke, a joke of the week, a joke of the day or other short clean jokes that will make us laugh then send it in and maybe it will appear here too!

 

I dipped my testicles in glitter!
Pretty nuts eh? 😀

 

Here’s a question for all the mind readers out there … 😀

 

Would you go to someone else’s funeral, who didn’t go to yours? 😀

 

Tsunami: T is silent
Honest: H is silent
Island: S is silent
Queue: ueue is silent! 😀

 

I read a survey that said 82% of people like being cuddled…
Judging by the reaction on the train this morning I would say it’s less than 1%! 😀

 

How many pedantic grammar police does it take to change a lightbulb?
Too! 😀

 

Why did the chicken hold a séance?
To get to the other side. 😀

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Peter Kaye One Liners

Dr Effingpot
Peter Kaye One Liners

Wise words?

  • I saw a woman wearing a sweatshirt with ‘Guess’ on it. I said, Thyroid problem?
  • When I was a kid I used to pray every night for a new bike. Then I realized that The Lord doesn’t work that way, so I stole one and asked him to forgive me.
  • My mom was a ventriloquist and she always was throwing her voice. For ten years I thought the dog was telling me to kill my father.
  • I’ve often wanted to drown my troubles, but I can’t get my wife to go swimming.

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Light Bulb Jokes

Dr Effingpot
Light Bulb Jokes

Q: How many Freudian analysts does it take to change a lightbulb?
A. Two. One to change the lightbulb, and one to hold the breasts, I mean ladder

Q: How many Zen masters does it take to change a light bulb?
A: Two – one to change it, one not to change it

Q: How many social workers does it take to change a light bulb ?
A: None, but it takes 15 to write a paper entitled “coping with darkness”.

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