Here are our favourite short jokes. Updated frequently. If you have a short joke, a joke of the week, a joke of the day or other short clean jokes that will make us laugh then send it in and maybe it will appear here too!
Is a double negative a definite no-no? ๐
Tried cross breeding a bull terrier with a shitzu. Guess what? ๐
Just imagine how exciting it must have been for Barn Owls when humans invented barns! ๐
A man has been found guilty of overusing commas. The judge warned him to expect a very long sentence! ๐
How to cook the correct amount of pasta:
1. Pour out how much you think you need.
2. Wrong! ๐
I hate spelling errors. You just mix up two letters and your whole post is urined! ๐
My wife asked me to pass her the lip balm but I gave her the superglue instead!
She’s still not talking to me! ๐
How do you write โdo not touchโ in braille? ๐
