Jokes Archives - Friday Fun

Short Jokes 😀

Mike Etherington19th August 201919th August 2019

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Here are our favourite short jokes. Updated frequently. If you have a short joke, a joke of the week, a joke of the day or other short clean jokes that will make us laugh then send it in and maybe it will appear here too!

In the Canary Islands there are no canaries.
Same story in the Virgin Islands. No canaries there either! 😀

I met my wife through the new Tesco dating service. I got a bag for life! 😀

During the war, my Grandad survived Mustard Gas and Pepper Spray attacks. He’s considered a seasoned veteran! 😀

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I can feel a very old joke coming on! 😀

Mike Etherington29th December 2018

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What to say when you are pulled over!

Mike Etherington11th October 201829th December 2018

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No, YOU assume the position.
I’m surprised you stopped me, Dunkin Donuts has a 3 for 1 special!
If I bend over, will I still get a ticket?

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Peter Kaye One Liners

Mike Etherington11th October 201829th December 2018

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Wise words?

I saw a woman wearing a sweatshirt with ‘Guess’ on it. I said, Thyroid problem?
When I was a kid I used to pray every night for a new bike. Then I realized that The Lord doesn’t work that way, so I stole one and asked him to forgive me.
My mom was a ventriloquist and she always was throwing her voice. For ten years I thought the dog was telling me to kill my father.
I’ve often wanted to drown my troubles, but I can’t get my wife to go swimming.

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