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Tag : Jokes

Short Jokes ๐Ÿ˜€

Dr Effingpot
Joke of the Week

Here are our favourite short jokes. Updated frequently. If you have a short joke, a joke of the week, a joke of the day or other short clean jokes that will make us laugh then send it in and maybe it will appear here too!

 

Me: My credit card won’t work
Cashier: Strip facing this way
Me: (Unbuttoning shirt) Can’t I just pay in cash?ย ๐Ÿ˜€

 

A weasel walks into a bar.
The Bartender says “What can I get you?”
“Pop” goes the weasel! ๐Ÿ˜€

 

The Beach Boys walk into a bar.
Round?
Round …
Get a round?
I’ll get a round …ย ๐Ÿ˜€

 

I lost my pizza cutter so I used a Bryan Adams CD.
It cuts like a knife!ย ๐Ÿ˜€

 

If we run out of Doctors and Nurses the Government will use vets.
Have you seen how vets take your temperature?
Stay home! Stay safe!ย ๐Ÿ˜€

 

Someone threw a bottle of Omega 3 pills at me in Tesco last night.
Luckily my injuries were only super fish oil! ๐Ÿ˜€

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Peter Kaye One Liners

Dr Effingpot
Peter Kaye One Liners

Wise words?

  • I saw a woman wearing a sweatshirt with ‘Guess’ on it. I said, Thyroid problem?
  • When I was a kid I used to pray every night for a new bike. Then I realized that The Lord doesn’t work that way, so I stole one and asked him to forgive me.
  • My mom was a ventriloquist and she always was throwing her voice. For ten years I thought the dog was telling me to kill my father.
  • I’ve often wanted to drown my troubles, but I can’t get my wife to go swimming.

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Light Bulb Jokes

Dr Effingpot
Light Bulb Jokes

Q: How many Freudian analysts does it take to change a lightbulb?
A. Two. One to change the lightbulb, and one to hold the breasts, I mean ladder

โ€‹Q: How many Zen masters does it take to change a light bulb?
A: Two – one to change it, one not to change it

Q: How many social workers does it take to change a light bulb ?
A: None, but it takes 15 to write a paper entitled “coping with darkness”.

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