What a genius 🙂
These are the things people actually said in US courts, taken down and published by court reporters, who suffered the torment of trying to keep straight faces while these exchanges were taking place. Some of these are excellent; don’t miss the last one.
Q: Are you sexually active?
A: No, I just lie there.
Q: What is your date of birth?
A: July fifteenth.
Q: What year?
A: Every year.
Some famous quotes by the ex-President of the USA
“The vast majority of our imports come from outside the country.”
“If we don’t succeed, we run the risk of failure.”
“One word sums up probably the responsibility of any Governor, and that one word is ‘to be prepared’.”