How do you deal with YOUR OCD issue? I cook! 🙂
Tag : Food
Pizza Ordering Fun
Try these next time you order a pizza on the phone. Keep a straight face mind you!
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Belch directly into the mouthpiece; then tell your dog it should be ashamed.
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Make up a charge-card name. Ask if they accept it.
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When they repeat your order, say “Again, with a little more OOMPH this time.”
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Order a Big Mac Extra Value Meal.
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Terminate the call with, “Remember, we never had this conversation.”
Beer and Ice Cream Diet!
As we all know, it takes 1 calorie to heat 1 gram of water 1 degree centigrade. Translated into meaningful terms, this means that if you eat a very cold dessert (generally consisting of water in large part), the natural processes which raise the consumed dessert to body temperature during the digestive cycle literally sucks the calories out of the only available source, your body fat.
