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Tag : Emails

Pizza Ordering Fun

Mike Etherington

Try these next time you order a pizza on the phone. Keep a straight face mind you!

  • Belch directly into the mouthpiece; then tell your dog it should be ashamed.

  • Make up a charge-card name. Ask if they accept it.

  • When they repeat your order, say “Again, with a little more OOMPH this time.”

  • Order a Big Mac Extra Value Meal.

  • Terminate the call with, “Remember, we never had this conversation.”

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Peter Kaye One Liners

Mike Etherington

Wise words?

  • I saw a woman wearing a sweatshirt with ‘Guess’ on it. I said, Thyroid problem?
  • When I was a kid I used to pray every night for a new bike. Then I realized that The Lord doesn’t work that way, so I stole one and asked him to forgive me.
  • My mom was a ventriloquist and she always was throwing her voice. For ten years I thought the dog was telling me to kill my father.
  • I’ve often wanted to drown my troubles, but I can’t get my wife to go swimming.

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Office Pranks

Mike Etherington

These are some of our favourite pranks to pull on colleagues. They are all great and very simple to pull off!

  • When two (or more) people are working at desks that are put next to each other, switch their telephone cords. With all those cables lying around it will take some time before they find that one out!

  • Put a peice of onion or a clove of garlic inside the mouthpiece of a phone. Give it some time for it to fester and build up a strong odor. Then call them and keep them on the phone for as long as possible.

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Office Dares

Mike Etherington

One Point Dares

  • Ignore the first five people who say ‘good morning’ to you.
  • To signal the end of a conversation, clamp your hands over your ears and grimace.
  • Leave your fly open for one hour. If anyone points it out, say, “Sorry, I really prefer it this way”.
  • Walk sideways to the photocopier.

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Normality Check

Mike Etherington

Check out the following exercise, guaranteed to freak you out. There’s no trick or surprise. Just follow these instructions, and answer the questions one at a time and as quickly as you can! Again, as quickly as you can but don’t advance until you’ve done each of them… really.

Now, scroll down (but not too fast, you might miss something)…

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Newspaper Headline Fails

Mike Etherington

This is a collection of Newspaper Headlines that have been collected by journalists to show how not to do it!

  • Something Went Wrong In Jet Crash, Expert Says
  • Police Begin Campaign To Run Down Jaywalkers
  • Saftey Experts Say School Bus Passengers Should Be Belted
  • Drunk Gets Nine Months In Violin Case
  • Survivor Of Siamese Twins Joins Parents
  • Farmer Bill Dies In House
  • Iraqi Head Seeks Arms
  • Is There A Ring Of Debris Around Uranus?
  • Stud Tires Out
  • Prostitutes Appeal To Pope

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