Try these next time you order a pizza on the phone. Keep a straight face mind you!
Belch directly into the mouthpiece; then tell your dog it should be ashamed.
Make up a charge-card name. Ask if they accept it.
When they repeat your order, say “Again, with a little more OOMPH this time.”
Order a Big Mac Extra Value Meal.
Terminate the call with, “Remember, we never had this conversation.”
Wise words?
What driving to the shops would be like if your car was run by an Operating system.
MS-DOS….You get in the car and try to remember which key you need.
Windows 3.0…You get in the car and drive to the shops VERY slowly because attached to the rear of the car is a freight train
These are some of our favourite pranks to pull on colleagues. They are all great and very simple to pull off!
When two (or more) people are working at desks that are put next to each other, switch their telephone cords. With all those cables lying around it will take some time before they find that one out!
Put a peice of onion or a clove of garlic inside the mouthpiece of a phone. Give it some time for it to fester and build up a strong odor. Then call them and keep them on the phone for as long as possible.
One Point Dares
Let’s face it–English is a crazy language. There is no egg in eggplant or ham in hamburger; neither apple nor pine in pineapple…
English muffins were not invented in England or French fries in France. Sweetmeats are candies, while sweetbreads, which aren’t sweet, are meat.
According to today’s regulators and bureaucrats, those of us who were kids in the 70’s and early 80’s probably shouldn’t have survived, because our baby cots were covered with brightly coloured lead-based paint which was promptly chewed and licked.
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Check out the following exercise, guaranteed to freak you out. There’s no trick or surprise. Just follow these instructions, and answer the questions one at a time and as quickly as you can! Again, as quickly as you can but don’t advance until you’ve done each of them… really.
Now, scroll down (but not too fast, you might miss something)…
This is a collection of Newspaper Headlines that have been collected by journalists to show how not to do it!
