Things that change when you leave ….
- 6:00 am is when you get up, not when you go to sleep
- Having sex in a single bed is absurd.
- You keep more food than beer in the fridge.
The following is a partial list of actual written excuses given to teachers in the Albuquerque Public School System by parents:
Exam answers. No one could invent these, they must be genuine!
Ancient Egypt was old. It was inhabited by gypsies and mummies who all wrote in hydraulics. They lived in the Sarah Dessert. The climate of the Sarah is such that all the inhabitants have to live elsewhere.
Moses led the Hebrew slaves to the Red Sea where they made unleavened bread, which is bread made without any ingredients.
Moses went up on Mount Cyanide to get the ten commandos. He died before he ever reached Canada but his commandos made it.