- No, YOU assume the position.
- I’m surprised you stopped me, Dunkin Donuts has a 3 for 1 special!
- If I bend over, will I still get a ticket?
- No, offi, offic, lucifer . . . I’m not as think you are drunk I am. I swear to dog.
- No, I don’t know how fast I was going. The little needle stops at 110mph.
- Back off, Barney, I’ve got a piece.
- But officer, I’ve got 2 different drivers licenses from 2 different states! Pick 1
- I know I was weaving, but I was trying to hit all the little green men!
- On the way to the station let’s get a six pack, oh don’t forget the cig’s
- You’ll never get those cuffs on me. . . You Homo!
- Come on write the damn ticket, the bars close in 20 minutes!
- Hey, wasn’t your daughter a porn queen?
- How long is this going to take? Your wife is expecting me.
- So thats what those yellow flashing lights in the school zone means
- What do you use those rubber gloves for, anyway?