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What to say when you are pulled over!

  • No, YOU assume the position.
  • I’m surprised you stopped me, Dunkin Donuts has a 3 for 1 special!
  • If I bend over, will I still get a ticket?

  • No, offi, offic, lucifer . . . I’m not as think you are drunk I am. I swear to dog.
  • No, I don’t know how fast I was going. The little needle stops at 110mph.
  • Back off, Barney, I’ve got a piece.
  • But officer, I’ve got 2 different drivers licenses from 2 different states! Pick 1
  • I know I was weaving, but I was trying to hit all the little green men!
  • On the way to the station let’s get a six pack, oh don’t forget the cig’s
  • You’ll never get those cuffs on me. . . You Homo!
  • Come on write the damn ticket, the bars close in 20 minutes!
  • Hey, wasn’t your daughter a porn queen?
  • How long is this going to take? Your wife is expecting me.
  • So thats what those yellow flashing lights in the school zone means
  • What do you use those rubber gloves for, anyway?

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