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Short Jokes 😀

Joke of the Week

Here are our favourite short jokes. Updated frequently. If you have a short joke, a joke of the week, a joke of the day or other short clean jokes that will make us laugh then send it in and maybe it will appear here too!


A bartender says, “We don’t serve time travellers in here.”
A time traveller walks into a bar.


“I bought my wife an electric guitar yesterday”
“A Fender ?”
“No, she loved it…”


I met a transvestite from Greater Manchester today.
He had a Wigan address 😀


How many dyslexics does it take to change a lightbulb?
Steven! 😀


I was offered 8 legs of venison for £200 today.
Is that just too dear? 😀


I took the shell off my racing snail to make it go faster. If anything, it’s more sluggish now! 😀


What’s a Tarka Dall? It’s like any other Dall, just a little otter! 😀


Someone stole my anti-depressants. Whoever they are, I hope they’re happy! 😀


“Knock knock”
“Who’s there?”
“Agad who?”
“Push pineapple shake the tree”


Interviewer: What’s your special power?
Me: Hindsight!
Interviewer: Well that’s not going to help!
Me: Yes I can see that now! 😀


And whose cruel idea was it for the word “Lisp” to have an “S” in it? 😀


For some reason it only takes me 5 minutes to walk to my local pub, but over 20 minutes to walk back! The difference is staggering! 😀


A coffin? That’s the last thing I need! 😀


Officer: “I’m arresting you for downloading all of Wikipedia.”
Man: “No wait! I can explain everything!”


I have a nerdy maths joke but I’m 2² to share it 😃


In the Canary Islands there are no canaries. Same story in the Virgin Islands. No canaries there either! 😀


I met my wife through the new Tesco dating service. I got a bag for life! 😀


Understand paranoid people better by following one around! 😀


During the war, my Grandad survived Mustard Gas and Pepper Spray attacks. He’s considered a seasoned veteran! 😀


If you boil down your funny bone, does it become a laughing stock? 😀


I used to be a Human Cannonball. Until I was fired! 😀


Dogs can’t read X-rays! But cats can! 😀


I told my wife she drew her eyebrows too high. She looked surprised! 😀


I thought my orthopaedic shoes wouldn’t work. I stand corrected! 😀


A slice of apple pie is $2.50 in Jamaica and $3.00 in the Bahamas. These are the pie rates of the Caribbean! 😀


My daughter screeched, “Daaaaaad, you haven’t listened to one word I’ve said, have you!?” What a strange way to start a conversation with me… 😀


My wife is really mad at the fact that I have no sense of direction. So I packed up my stuff and right! 😀


I don’t like lollypop ladies. Not sure why … They just make me cross! 😀


What do you call a dog that does magic? A labracadabrador! 😀


I just ordered a chicken and an egg on Amazon. I’ll let you know! 😀


There are two types of people in the world: 1. Those that can extrapolate from incomplete data. 😀


Why is the alphabet in that order? Is it because of that song? 😀


A recent study has found that women who carry a little extra weight, live longer than the men who mention it. 😀


I just dropped my phone in mayonnaise. Bloody hellman! 😀


If you ate pasta and antipasta, would you still be hungry? 😀


My wife wants me to have sex with her on the bonnet of her Honda Civic, But if I’m going to have sex like that, it’ll be on my own Accord! 😀


I tripped over my wife’s bra. It was a booby trap! 😀


How many thriller writers does it take to screw in a light bulb?
Two – one gets it almost all the way in, then the other comes along and applies a surprising twist at the end. 😀


How many Freudians does it take to screw in a light bulb?
Two – one to screw in the lighbulb and one to hold the boobs. I mean ladder! 😀


Yesterday evening I had to change a lightbulb, a bit later on I crossed the road. Then I walked into a bar. My life is a joke. 😀


I hate being bi-polar. It’s AMAZING! 😀


I used to be in a Band called ‘The Dead Badgers’.
We did Middle of the Road type stuff, mainly.


Without a doubt, my favourite Robin Williams movie is Mrs Fire. 😀


People keep asking me to stop naming Bruce Willis movies. But you know what they say, old habits pulp fiction. 😀


I hate autocorrect, it always makes me say things I didn’t Nintendo! 😀


Apparently you can’t use “beefstew” as a password. It’s not stroganoff. 😀


When chemists die, do they barium? 😀


Two scientists walk into a bar. The first scientist orders an H2O. The second scientist orders an H2O too. The second scientist dies 😀


When you get a bladder infection, urine trouble. 😀


The guy who invented predictive text passed away yesterday.
His funfair will be next monkey 😀


I wondered why the baseball was getting bigger. Then it hit me! 😀


Recent research reveals that 6 out of 7 dwarves are not Happy 😀


I tried to catch some fog. I mist. 😀


Jokes about German sausage are the wurst. 😀


How does Moses make his tea? Hebrews it. 😀


This girl said she recognized me from the vegetarian club, but I’d never met herbivore. 😀


I’m reading a book about anti-gravity. I can’t put it down. 😀


Guess who I bumped into at Specsavers today? 😀


I did a theatrical performance about puns. It was a play on words .. 😀


They told me I had type A blood, but it was a type-O. 😀


My wife says I only have two faults! I don’t listen, and ur something else! 😀


A Brummie walks into a tailors, “Alroit mate, I’d like a 70’s suit please.” The tailor says, “Certainly sir, and would you like a kipper tie?” The Brummie says, “Thanks mate, white with two sugars please” 😀


A pizza is basically a real time pie chart of how much pizza is left! 😀


What did Sting get in Amsterdam? A massage in a brothel! 😀


Remember when plastic surgery was a taboo subject? Now you mention Botox and nobody even raises an eyebrow! 😀


A man got run over by a red lorry, a yellow lorry, then another red lorry, then another yellow lorry. Police said there was no easy way to tell his family! 😀


Why does the Norwegian Navy put barcodes on the sides of their warships? So that when they return from battle they can … Scandanavian! 😀


Theresa May’s cabinet ‘not in crisis’ confirms Justice Secretary Barry from Eastenders. 😀


I walked down a street where the houses were numbered 64k, 128k, 256k, 512k, and 1MB. That was a trip down memory lane. 😀


To person at a fancy dress party: What have you come as?
A harp
Hmm, you’re a bit small for a harp
Are you calling me a lyre?


I used to date an air stewardess from Helsinki.
I dropped her off at work one day and she just vanished into Finnair…


I went to the zoo at the weekend
It only had one animal
It was a dog
It was a shih tzu!


Knock knock. Who’s there? Europe …. (try also …. What’s up, Done Up, Need up, Smell up, Eat up) 😀


Did you hear about the dyslexic pimp who bought a warehouse? 😀


This dyslexic bloke walks into a bra … 😀


Heard about the dyslexic athiest who didn’t believe there was a dog? 😀


Or the dyslexic devil worshipper who sold his soul to Santa? 😀


Least visited website ever – 😀


DNA = National Association of Dyslexics 😀


Shouldn’t hemorrhoids really be called asteroids? 😀


When I heard they had found a cure for dyslexia it was like music to my arse! 😀


Schizophrenia – beats being alone! 😀

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