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Welcome to Friday Fun! This site is different from other funny video, picture, comedy and meme sites. Everything has to pass our funny test. If we didn’t laugh, it’s not here!

Good Questions

  • Do infants enjoy infancy as much as adults enjoy adultery?

  • How do I set my laser printer on stun?

  • How is it possible to have a civil war?

  • If love is blind, why is lingerie so popular?

  • If the #2 pencil is the most popular, why is it still #2?

  • If work is so terrific, how come they have to pay you to do it?

  • If you’re born again, do you have two belly buttons?

  • If you ate pasta and antipasta, would you still be hungry?

  • If you try to fail, and succeed, which have you done?

  • Is a castrated pig disgruntled?

  • Why are hemorrhoids called “hemorrhoids” instead of “asteroids”?

  • Why is the alphabet in that order? Is it because of that song?

  • If the black box flight recorder is never damaged during a plane crash, why isn’t the whole airplane made out of the stuff?

  • Why is there an expiration date on sour cream?

  • If most car accidents occur within five miles of home, why doesn’t everyone just move 10 miles away?

  • Atheism is a nonprophet organization.

  • If man evolved from monkeys and apes, why do we still have monkeys and apes?

  • If all those psychics know the winning lottery numbers, why are they all still working?

  • And whose cruel idea was it for the word “Lisp” to have an “S” in it?

  • After eating, do amphibians have to wait one hour before getting out of the water?

  • How can there be self-help “groups”?

  • If white wine goes with fish, do white grapes go with sushi?

  • If a mute swears, does his mother make him wash his *hands* with soap?

  • If someone has a mid-life crisis while playing hide & seek, does he automatically lose because he can’t find himself?

  • If someone with multiple personalities threatens to kill himself, is it considered a hostage situation?

  • Instead of talking to your plants, if you yelled at them would they still grow, but only to be troubled and insecure?

  • Is there another word for synonym?

  • Isn’t it a bit unnerving that doctors call what they do “practice”?

  • Just “before” someone gets nervous, do they experience cocoons in their stomach?

  • When sign makers go on strike, is anything written on their picket signs?

  • When you open a new bag of cotton balls, is the top one meant to be thrown away?

  • When your pet bird sees you reading the newspaper, does he wonder why you’re just sitting there, staring at carpeting?

  • Where do forest rangers go to “get away from it all?

  • Why isn’t there mouse-flavored cat food?

  • Why do they report power outages on TV?

  • Why are builders afraid to have a 13th floor but book publishers aren’t afraid to have a Chapter 11?

  • If knees were backwards, what would chairs look like?

  • If you lick the air, does it get wet?

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