Here are our favourite short jokes. Updated frequently. If you have a short joke, a joke of the week, a joke of the day or other short clean jokes that will make us laugh then send it in and maybe it will appear here too!
How many pedantic grammar police does it take to change a lightbulb?
Too! 😀
Why did the chicken hold a séance?
To get to the other side. 😀
My mate told me he failed his exam in Aboriginal music.
I said “Did ya redo it?” 😀
Viagra. It won’t make you James Bond, but it might make you Roger Moore! 😀
Me: Is it weird to talk to yourself?
Me: No! 😀
Just back from the fishmongers and the guy in front of me bought ALL the crabs, mussels and lobsters. Shellfish bastard! 😀
I sleep much better naked.
Why can’t flight attendants understand that? 😀
