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Short Jokes 😀

Dr Effingpot
Joke of the Week

Here are our favourite short jokes. Updated frequently. If you have a short joke, a joke of the week, a joke of the day or other short clean jokes that will make us laugh then send it in and maybe it will appear here too!

 

On Monday we start Diarrhea Awareness Week.
Runs until Friday! 😀

 

I rang my wife from the shop cos I’d forgot what orange juice she wanted.
‘Concentrate’ she said, but I still couldn’t remember 😀

 

Greggs have announced a new delivery service using drones.
All sounds a bit pie in the sky to me! 😀

 

My Indian friend died of a heart attack last night.
Must have had a dodgy Tikka. 😀

 

I asked Arnold Schwarzenegger what his favourite Christian festival is.
He said, “Have to love Easter, baby.” 😀

 

Me: “Doctor, you’ve got to help me. I’m addicted to Twitter!”
Doc: “I don’t follow you … ” 😀

 

I can’t believe I forgot to go to the gym again yesterday.
That’s 20 years in a row! 😀

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Wife 2.0 – Product Warning

Dr Effingpot
Wife 2.0 Product Warning

Last year a friend of mine upgraded GirlFriend 1.0 to Wife 1.0 and found that it’s a memory hog leaving very little system resources for other applications. He is only now noticing that Wife 1.0 also is spawning Child-Processes which are further consuming valuable resources. No mention of this particular phenomena was included in the product brochure or the documentation, though other users have informed him that this is to be expected due to the nature of the application.

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Viagra-like Drugs

Dr Effingpot
Viagra-like Drugs

With Viagra such a hit, Pfizer is bringing forth a whole line of drugs oriented towards improving the performance of men in today’s society….

  • DIRECTRA – a dose of this drug given to men before leaving on car trips caused 72 percent of them to stop and ask directions when they got lost, compared to a control group of 0.2 percent.

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Truant Notes

Dr Effingpot
Truant

The following is a partial list of actual written excuses given to teachers in the Albuquerque Public School System by parents:

  • Dear School: Please excuse John from being absent on Jan. 28, 29, 30, 31, 32, and also 33.
  • Please excuse Dianne from being absent yesterday. She was in bed with gramps.
  • Please excuse Johnnie for being. It was his father’s fault.

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How to have fun on the Tube

Dr Effingpot
How to have fun on the tube
  • Make race car noises when any one gets on or off
  • Tape coins to your face with sticky tape
  • Grimace painfully while smacking your forehead and muttering “shut up, dammit, all of you SHUT UP”
  • Whistle the first seven notes of “It’s a small world” incessantly.
  • Sell girl scout cookies (Okay it’s an American thing but you get the idea)
  • On a long ride, sway from side to side with the natural rhythm of the train.

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