Here are our favourite short jokes. Updated frequently. If you have a short joke, a joke of the week, a joke of the day or other short clean jokes that will make us laugh then send it in and maybe it will appear here too!
Scientists have discovered that the first two humans on earth were actually Cockneys!
Blimey! Would you Adam and Eve it? 😀
Jokes about sugar are rare!
Jokes about brown sugar … demerara! 😀
My computer’s got Miley Virus!
It’s stopped twerking! 😀
Scared the postman this morning by going to the door completely naked!
Not sure what surprised him more … that I was naked or that I knew where he lived! 😀
The doctor said he wanted to talk to me about my weight!
I said “well it was about 20 minutes, but at least the chairs were comfy!” 😀
If a woman says she’ll be ready in 15 minutes, she will be!
There’s no need to remind her every half an hour! 😀