Here are our favourite short jokes. Updated frequently. If you have a short joke, a joke of the week, a joke of the day or other short clean jokes that will make us laugh then send it in and maybe it will appear here too!
On Monday we start Diarrhea Awareness Week.
Runs until Friday! 😀
I rang my wife from the shop cos I’d forgot what orange juice she wanted.
‘Concentrate’ she said, but I still couldn’t remember 😀
Greggs have announced a new delivery service using drones.
All sounds a bit pie in the sky to me! 😀
My Indian friend died of a heart attack last night.
Must have had a dodgy Tikka. 😀
I asked Arnold Schwarzenegger what his favourite Christian festival is.
He said, “Have to love Easter, baby.” 😀
Me: “Doctor, you’ve got to help me. I’m addicted to Twitter!”
Doc: “I don’t follow you … ” 😀
I can’t believe I forgot to go to the gym again yesterday.
That’s 20 years in a row! 😀