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Welcome to Friday Fun! This site is different from other funny video, picture, comedy and meme sites. Everything has to pass our funny test. If we didn’t laugh, it’s not here!

Category : Fun Emails

Short Jokes 😀

Mike Etherington
Joke of the Week

Here are our favourite short jokes. Updated frequently. If you have a short joke, a joke of the week, a joke of the day or other short clean jokes that will make us laugh then send it in and maybe it will appear here too!

 

I took the shell off my racing snail to make it go faster. If anything, it’s more sluggish now! 😀

 

What’s a Tarka Dall? It’s like any other Dall, just a little otter! 😀

 

Someone stole my anti-depressants. Whoever they are, I hope they’re happy! 😀

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Wife 2.0 – Product Warning

Mike Etherington
Wife 2.0 Product Warning

Last year a friend of mine upgraded GirlFriend 1.0 to Wife 1.0 and found that it’s a memory hog leaving very little system resources for other applications. He is only now noticing that Wife 1.0 also is spawning Child-Processes which are further consuming valuable resources. No mention of this particular phenomena was included in the product brochure or the documentation, though other users have informed him that this is to be expected due to the nature of the application.

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Truant Notes

Mike Etherington
Truant

The following is a partial list of actual written excuses given to teachers in the Albuquerque Public School System by parents:

  • Dear School: Please excuse John from being absent on Jan. 28, 29, 30, 31, 32, and also 33.
  • Please excuse Dianne from being absent yesterday. She was in bed with gramps.
  • Please excuse Johnnie for being. It was his father’s fault.

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How to have fun on the Tube

Mike Etherington
How to have fun on the tube
  • Make race car noises when any one gets on or off
  • Tape coins to your face with sticky tape
  • Grimace painfully while smacking your forehead and muttering “shut up, dammit, all of you SHUT UP”
  • Whistle the first seven notes of “It’s a small world” incessantly.
  • Sell girl scout cookies (Okay it’s an American thing but you get the idea)
  • On a long ride, sway from side to side with the natural rhythm of the train.

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