Here are our favourite short jokes. Updated frequently. If you have a short joke, a joke of the week, a joke of the day or other short clean jokes that will make us laugh then send it in and maybe it will appear here too!
A bartender says, “We don’t serve time travellers in here.”
A time traveller walks into a bar.
“I bought my wife an electric guitar yesterday”
“A Fender ?”
“No, she loved it…”
I met a transvestite from Greater Manchester today.
He had a Wigan address 😀
How many dyslexics does it take to change a lightbulb?
I was offered 8 legs of venison for £200 today.
Is that just too dear? 😀
I took the shell off my racing snail to make it go faster. If anything, it’s more sluggish now! 😀
What’s a Tarka Dall? It’s like any other Dall, just a little otter! 😀
Someone stole my anti-depressants. Whoever they are, I hope they’re happy! 😀