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Author : Dr Effingpot

Short Jokes ๐Ÿ˜€

Dr Effingpot

Here are our favourite short jokes. Updated frequently. If you have a short joke, a joke of the week, a joke of the day or other short clean jokes that will make us laugh then send it in and maybe it will appear here too!

 

I rang my wife from the shop cos Iโ€™d forgot what orange juice she wanted.
‘Concentrate’ she said, but I still couldnโ€™t remember ๐Ÿ˜€

 

My Indian friend died of a heart attack last night.
Must have had a dodgy Tikka. ๐Ÿ˜€

 

I asked Arnold Schwarzenegger what his favourite Christian festival is.
He said, “Have to love Easter, baby.” ๐Ÿ˜€

 

Me: โ€œDoctor, you’ve got to help me. Iโ€™m addicted to Twitter!”
Doc: “I donโ€™t follow you โ€ฆ โ€ ๐Ÿ˜€

 

I can’t believe I forgot to go to the gym again yesterday.
That’s 20 years in a row! ๐Ÿ˜€

 

I’m worried about one of my testicles.
It’s quite a bit bigger than the other two. ๐Ÿ˜€

 

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