Here are our favourite short jokes. Updated frequently. If you have a short joke, a joke of the week, a joke of the day or other short clean jokes that will make us laugh then send it in and maybe it will appear here too!
I’m proud to say I’ve just released my own fragrance! Sadly nobody else in the car liked it much! 😀
I woke up this morning and discovered I’d turned into a cat! Don’t ask meow! 😀
To the thief who stole my glasses … I will find you … I have contacts! 😀
9 months before I was born I went to a party with my Dad and left with my Mum! 😀
Your fingers have fingertips but your toes don’t have toetips. Yet you can tiptoe, but not tipfinger! Just saying! 😀
Why is ‘abbreviation’ such a long word? 😀
Someone suggested I try horse manure on my rhubarb.
I have to admit .. I still prefer custard! 😀
Is a double negative a definite no-no? 😀
Tried cross breeding a bull terrier with a shitzu. Guess what? 😀
Just imagine how exciting it must have been for Barn Owls when humans invented barns! 😀