Here are our favourite short jokes. Updated frequently. If you have a short joke, a joke of the week, a joke of the day or other short clean jokes that will make us laugh then send it in and maybe it will appear here too!
Me: How much do you know about atoms?
Friend: Very little!
Me: Apart from that? π
I canβt believe bed time used to be a punishment! π
Friend: Thanks for introducing me to Minimalism.
Me: Itβs the least I could do!π
What do we want?
Hearing Aids!
When do we want them?
Hearing Aids! π
I just dropped a colander on the floor.
Went to pick it up and strained myself! π
I accidentally passed my wife a glue stick instead of a lipstick.
She’s STILL not talking to me! π
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