Here are our favourite short jokes. Updated frequently. If you have a short joke, a joke of the week, a joke of the day or other short clean jokes that will make us laugh then send it in and maybe it will appear here too!
The other half asked me to put ketchup on the shopping list.
Now I can’t read anything! π
Me: My credit card won’t work
Cashier: Strip facing this way
Me: (Unbuttoning shirt) Can’t I just pay in cash?Β π
A weasel walks into a bar.
The Bartender says “What can I get you?”
“Pop” goes the weasel! π
The Beach Boys walk into a bar.
Round?
Round …
Get a round?
I’ll get a round …Β π
I lost my pizza cutter so I used a Bryan Adams CD.
It cuts like a knife!Β π
