Friday Fun

Short Jokes 😀

Dr Effingpot
Joke of the Week

Here are our favourite short jokes. Updated frequently. If you have a short joke, a joke of the week, a joke of the day or other short clean jokes that will make us laugh then send it in and maybe it will appear here too!


The news that I was colour blind came completely out of the teal! 😀


My professor accused me of plagiarism.
His words, not mine! 😀


Although I was born visible, I now identify as invisible. I am trans-parent! My pronouns are who/where! 😀


I tried to marry my ex-wife. But she figured out I was only after my money! 😀


We must all do our bit for the planet!
I just unplugged a row of electric cars that nobody was using! 😀


Just because something is on Facebook, doesn’t necessarily mean it’s true … William Shakespeare 😀


This morning I used Red Bull to make my coffee instead of Water!
After 15 minutes on the motorway I realized I’d left my car at home! 😀


I know loads of cash machine jokes. I just can’t think of one ATM! 😀