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Women are like Cars
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- Lift up the front and have a good hard look.
- Check the spare tyre and any handles.
- Make sure the top can come down and look good in the summer.
- Are the bodywork and lines to your liking.
- Ensure it response well when you are in the driving seat.
- Fit a child lock.
- Make sure any unusual noises can be safely ignored.
- Ensure sole ownership.
- If possible test drive several times before committing to ownership.
- Make sure that there is a proper response when you put your foot down….
- and that it is easy to control.
- Ensure that no joy rider can get their hands on it.
- See if the coil needs replacing.
- Watch out for any nasty emissions.
- Keep all leather accessories in order.
- For your own safety never attempt to handle when drunk.
- Never let your friends have a go.
- German models - tend to be solid, steady runners, not ideal for frequent brief usage.
- Italian models - are very responsive but change hands often and often make worrying noises.
- American models - tend to consume excessive amounts of fuel.
- British models - especially the attractive ones, are hard to find and expensive to maintain.
- Swedish models - are usually versatile and safe.
- Japanese models - are mass produced and reliable, but very common and often unattractive.
- French models - are easy to come by but frequently disappointing.
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