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Ponderous thoughts
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- Do infants enjoy infancy as much as adults enjoy adultery?
- How do I set my laser printer on stun?
- How is it possible to have a civil war?
- If love is blind, why is lingerie so popular?
- If the #2 pencil is the most popular, why is it still #2?
- If work is so terrific, how come they have to pay you to do it?
- If you're born again, do you have two belly buttons?
- If you ate pasta and antipasta, would you still be hungry?
- If you try to fail, and succeed, which have you done?
- Is a castrated pig disgruntled?
- Why are hemorrhoids called "hemorrhoids" instead of "asteroids"?
- Why is the alphabet in that order? Is it because of that song?
- If the black box flight recorder is never damaged during a plane
crash, why isn't the whole airplane made out of the stuff?
- Why is there an expiration date on sour cream?
- If most car accidents occur within five miles of home, why doesn't
everyone just move 10 miles away?
- Atheism is a nonprophet organization.
- If man evolved from monkeys and apes, why do we still have monkeys and apes?
- If all those psychics know the winning lottery numbers, why are
they all still working?
- And whose cruel idea was it for the word "Lisp" to have an "S" in it?
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