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Humourous signs
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- Sign on an electrician's truck: Let us remove your shorts
- Sign outside a radiator repair shop: Best place in town to take a leak
- Maternity Clothes Shop: We are open on labor day
- Non-smoking area: If we see you smoking we will assume you are on
fire and take appropriate action
- On Maternity Room Door: "Push, Push, Push"
- On a Front Door: Everyone on the premises is a vegetarian except the dog
- Optometrist's Office: If you don't see what you're looking for, you've come to the right place
- Scientist's Door: Gone Fission
- Taxidermist Window: We really know our stuff
- Podiatrist's Window: Time wounds all heels
- Butcher's window: Let me meat your needs
- Used Car Lot: Second Hand cars in first crash condition
- Sign on Fence: "Salesmen welcome. Dog food is expensive"
- Car Dealership: The best way to get back on your feet - miss a car payment
- Muffler Shop: No appointment necessary. We'll hear you coming
- Hotel: "Help!" We need inn - experienced people
- Butcher's Window: Pleased to meat you
- Auto Body Shop: May we have the next dents?
- Dry Cleaners: Drop your pants here
- Sign in an office: We shoot every 3rd salesman, and the 2nd one just left.
- Veterinarians Waiting Room: Be back in 5 minutes. Sit! Stay!
- Music Teacher's Door: "Out Chopin"
- At the Electric Company: "We would be delighted if you send in your bill. However, if you don't, you will be"
- Beauty Shop: Dye now!
- Garbage Truck: We've got what it takes to take what you've got
- Computer Store: "Out for a quick byte"
- Restaurant Window: Don't stand there and be hungry, come in and get fed up
- Bowling Alley: Please be quiet. We need to hear a pin drop
- Cafeteria: Shoes are required to eat in the cafeteria. Socks can eat any place they want.
- Music Library: Bach in a minuet
- Funeral Home: Drive carefully, we'll wait
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