Apparently these are all real places:
- Nobber (Donegal, Ireland)
- Arsoli (Lazio, Italy)
- Muff (Republic of Ireland)
- Bastard (Norway)
- Twatt (Shetland, UK)
- Twatt (Orkney, UK)
- Dildo (Newfoundland, Canada)
- Wankie (Zimbabwe)
- Climax (Colorado, USA)
- Lickey End (West Midlands, UK)
- Shafter (California, USA)
- Dongo (Congo - Democratic Republic)
- Dong Rack (Thailand-Cambodia border)
- Donk (Belgium)
- Intercourse (Pennsylvania, USA)
- Brown Willy (every schoolboy's favourite, Cornwall, UK)
- Lord Berkeley's Knob (Sutherland, Scotland)
- Shitlingthorpe (Yorkshire, UK)
- Stains (Near Paris, France)
- Seymen (Turkey)
- Turdo (Romania)
- Fukum (Yemen)
- Fukue (Honshu, Japan)
- Fukui (Honshu, Japan)
- Fuku (Shensi, China)
- Wankie Colliery (Zimbabwe)
- Wanks River (Nicaragua)
- Wankendorf (Schleswig-Holstein, Germany)
- Wankener (India)
- Shag Island (Indian Ocean)
- Sexmoan (Luzon, Philippines)
- Hold With Hope (Greenland)
- Beaver (Oklahoma, USA)
- Beaver Head (Idaho, USA)
- Wet Beaver Creek (Australia)
- Pis Pis River (Nicaragua)
- Tittybong (Australia)
- Dikshit (India)
- Middle Intercourse Island (Australia)
- Chinaman's Knob (Australia)