Some Words of Wisdom from British Politicians of the Conservative Party!

"Suicide is a real threat to health."
* Virginia Bottomley

"Anyone would think we were living on some island somewhere."
* George Walden

"It's not the future I'm talking about, I'm talking about tomorrow."
* John Gummer

"The trend in the rise in unemployment is downward."
* Gillian Shepherd

"The more important things, are more important, than the less important things."
* Stephen Dorrell

"When the IRA plant such bombs, it proves they can scare people, it proves they can kill people, it proves nothing."
* Peter Bottomley

"We said zero, and I think any statistician will tell you that... zero must mean plus or minus a few."
* William Waldegrave

"Who Sadam Hussein kills, dies."
* Jeffrey Archer

"There's no smoke without mud being flung around."
* Edwina Currie

"I will never forget the 1981, -- or was it 1982? -- honours list."
* Julian Critchley

"All those people who say that there will never be a Single European Currency are trying to forecast history."
* Kenneth Clark

"The British public sees with blinding clarity."
* Michael Heseltine

"You know what they say-don't get mad, get angry."
* Edwina Currie "We are not wholly an island, except geographically."
* John Major