True police stories
- True story from San Francisco:
A motorist was unknowingly caught in an automated speed trap that
measured his speed using radar and photographed his car. He later
received in the mail a ticket for $40, and a photo of his car.
Instead of payment, he sent the police department a photograph of
$40. Several days later, he received a letter from the police
department that contained another picture - of handcuffs.
- True story from Orange County:
A man goes to a party and has too much to drink. His friends plead
with him to let them take him home. He says no - he only lives a mile
away. About five blocks from the party the police pull him over for
weaving and ask him to get out of the car and walk the line.
Just as he starts, the police radio blares out a notice of a robbery
taking place in a house just a block away. The police tell the
party animal to stay put, they will be right back - and they run down
the street to the robbery. The guy waits and waits and finally
decides to drive home. When he gets there, he tells his wife he is
going to bed, and to tell anyone who might come looking for him that
he has the flu and has been in bed all day.
A few hours later the police knock on the door. They ask if Mr. X
lives there and his wife says yes. They ask to see him and she replies
that he is in bed with the flu and has been so all day. The police have
his driver's license. They ask to see his car and she asks why. They
insist on seeing his car, so she takes them to the garage and opens the
door where they find: the police car, lights still flashing.
This is a true story, as told by the driver at his first AA meeting,
according to a newspaper account.
- True story out of San Francisco:
It seems a man, wanting to rob a downtown Bank of America, walked into
the branch and wrote "This iz a stikkup. Put all your muny in this
While standing in line, waiting to give his note to the teller, he
began to worry that someone had seen him write the note and might call
the police before he reached the teller window. So he left the Bank of
America and crossed the street to Wells Fargo.
After waiting a few minutes in line, he handed his note to the
Wells Fargo teller. She read it and, surmising from his spelling
errors that he was not the brightest light in the harbor, told him
that she could not accept his stick up note because it was written
on a Bank of America deposit slip and that he would either have to
fill out a Wells Fargo deposit slip or go back to Bank of America.
Looking somewhat defeated, the man said, "OK", and left the Wells
Fargo. The Wells Fargo teller then called the police who arrested
the man a few minutes later, as he was waiting in line back at the
Bank of America.