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Top 40 Nerd T-shirt slogans
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- Cannot find REALITY.SYS - Universe halted
- COFFEE.EXE Missing - Insert Cup and Press Any Key
- Buy a Pentium 586/90 so you can reboot faster
- Computers make very fast, very accurate mistakes
- Computers are not intelligent - They only think they are
- My software never has bugs - It just develops random features
- C:\WINDOWS C:\WINDOWS\GO C:\PC\CRAWL
- C:\DOS C:\DOS\RUN RUN\DOS\RUN
- <-------------The information went data way ----------------------
- Best file compression around: "DEL" = 100% compression
- The definition of an upgrade: Take old bugs out, put new ones in
- BREAKFAST.COM Halted . . . Cereal Port not responding
- BUFFERS=20 FILES=15 2d down, 4th quarters, 5 yards to go!
- Access denied --nah nah nah nah nah!
- C:\> Bad command or file name! - Go stand in the corner
- As a computer, I find your faith in technology amusing
- Southern DOS: Y'all reckon? (Yep/Nope)
- E Pluribus Modem
- >...File not found - Should I fake it? (Y/N)
- Ethernet (n): something used to catch the Etherbunny
- CONGRESS.SYS Corrupted: Reboot Washington, DC? (Y/.N)
- A computer's attention span is as long as its power cord
- 11th Commandment: Covet not thy neighbor's Pentium
- 24 hours in a day .... 24 beers in a case .... coincidence?
- Windows: just another pane in the glass
- SENILE.COM found .... Out of Memory
- Who's General Failure and why is he reading my disk?
- Ultimate office automation: networked coffee
- RAM disk is not an installation procedure
- Shell to DOS .... Come in DOS - Do you copy?
- Computer: a device designed to speed up and automate errors
- Smash forehead on keyboard to continue . . .
- Enter any 11-digit prime number to continue . . .
- ASCII stupid question, get a stupid ANSI
- Error: keyboard not attached - Press F1 to continue
- DOS tip #17: Add DEVICE=FNGRCROS.SYS to CONFIG.SYS
- Hidden DOS secret: Add BUGS=OFF to your CONFIG.SYS
- Press any key to continue or any other key to quit
- Press any key . . . no, No, NO!!! Not THAT one!
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