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Family Fortunes

 

In the UK we have a terrible gameshow called Family Fortunes. Contestants are asked questions and the answers are compared to those that the public gave during surveys. If you get the same answers as the public, you get points and those make prizes.

Apparently, these are actual questions and answers that have appeared on the show. I have a sneaking feeling these people didn't win!

  • Name something a blind person might use - A sword.
  • Name a song with moon in the title - Blue Suede Moon
  • Name a bird with a long neck - Naomi Campbell
  • Name an occupation where you need a torch - Burglar
  • Name a famous brother and sister - Bonnie & Clyde

  • Name a dangerous race - The Arabs
  • Name an item of clothing worn by the Three musketeers - A horse
  • Name something that floats in the bath - water
  • Name something red - My Cardigan
  • Name something you wear on the beach - A deckchair

  • Name a famous Cowboy - Buck Rogers
  • Name a famous Royal - Mail
  • Name a number you have to memorize - 7
  • Name something you do before going to bed - Sleep
  • Name something you put on walls - Roofs

  • Name something in the garden thats green - Shed
  • Name something that flies that doesnt have an engine - A bicycle with wings
  • Name something you might be allergic to - Skiing
  • Name a famous bridge - The bridge over troubled waters
  • Name something a cat does - Goes to the toilet

  • Name something you do in the bathroom - decorate
  • Name an animal you might see in the zoo - a dog
  • Name something associated with the police - pigs
  • Name a sign of the Zodiac - April
  • Name something slippery - A conman

  • Name a kind of ache - Filet 'O' Fish
  • Name a food that can be brown or white - Potato
  • Name a jacket potato topping - Jam
  • Name a famous Scotsman - Jock
  • Name another famous scotsman - Vinnie Jones

  • Name something with a hole in it - Window
  • Name a non-living object with legs - Plant
  • Name a domestic animal - Leopard
  • Name a part of the body beginning with 'N' - knee
  • Name a way of cooking fish - Cod
  • Name something you open other than a door - Your bowels

 
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