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Dead Brits
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- 3 Brits die each year testing if a 9v battery works on their tongue.
- 142 Brits were injured since 1999 by not removing all pins from new shirts.
- 31 Brits have died since 1996 by watering their Christmas tree while the fairy lights were plugged in.
- 19 Brits have died in the last 3 years believing that Christmas decorations were chocolate.
- British Hospitals reported 4 broken arms last year after cracker pulling accidents.
- 18 Brits had serious burns in 2000 trying on a new jumper with a lit cigarette in their mouth.
- A massive 543 Brits were admitted to A&E in the last two years after opening bottles of beer with their teeth.
- 5 Brits were injured last year in accidents involving out of control Scalextric cars.
And finally.........
- In 2000 eight Brits cracked their skull whilst throwing up into the toilet.
RULE BRITANNIA!!
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